Oh god we’re all skeletons with meat on us.

Though we call it love, it’s really just a set of biological triggers and responses.

So I do understand why people want to get married, it’s like a funeral you can enjoy while you’re alive.

Everyone making women insecure so they can sell them stuff.

“How much is it, the dress?”

“It doesn’t matter what it costs, it matters how she feels.”

“Right. I didn’t realise you accepted feelings as payments.”

Having a baby is bad for the environment.