Episode 1
Why does everything I love fall apart as soon as I touch it?
It's a symbol for rebirth.
I'm not interested in being rebirthed. I'm still recovering from being birthed the first time.
Jill, I'm not the guy who does things that are challenging, or edgy, or covered in milk. I'm about to be nominated for an Oscar. I'm thinking about my legacy now. I want to do things that connect with people, things that last.
That's the whole point, nothing lasts.
No, I know, but see, years after I die, people will still be able to see me in Secretariat.
And then what?
And then... I'll be remembered. If I win an Oscar, I'll be remembered.
And then what?
Then my life will have meaning... I don't know!
Mm-hmm. You know what the real tragedy of Greg KingLear is?
Two hours long without an intermission?
It's that he's a marionette. And he doesn't even know someone else is pulling his strings.
Episode 2
BoJack, you are amazing. You're bright and you're funny and you're handsome and you're talented. But if you can't see that, then you're the biggest, dumbest piece of shit in the world.
Episode 3
Diane, kids these days don't call. They communicate via a combination of text messages, - eye rolls, and dick pics.
I was embarrassed by the person I was when I was staying with you. I'm trying not to be that person.
I make you unhappy? Is that what you're saying?
It's not about being happy. That's the thing.
I'm just trying to get through each day. I can't keep asking myself, "Am I happy?" It just makes me more miserable.
I don't know if I believe in it, real lasting happiness. All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows? I don't think they exist.
No one's happy all the time. You have to focus on the small things.
Sometimes you need to take responsibility for your own happiness.
You don't think that's a little selfish?
I don't know what to tell you. I'm happy, for the first time in my life. I'm not gonna feel bad about it. It takes a long time to realize how truly miserable you are, even longer to see it doesn't have to be that way. Only after you give up everything can you begin to find a way to be happy.
Episode 4
Kelsey, in this terrifying world, all we have are the connections that we make.
Episode 5
Taneisha, nobody completes anybody. That’s not a real thing. If you’re lucky enough to find someone you can hallway tolerate, you sink your nails in and don’t let go no matter what.
So what, I should just settle ?
Yes, thank you, exactly. Settle. Because otherwise you’re just gonna get older and harder, and more alone. And you’re gonna do everything you can to fill that hole, with friends, and your career, and meaningless sex, but the hole doesn’t get filled. One day, you’re gonna look around and you’re going to realize that everybody loves you, but nobody likes you. And that is the loneliest feeling in the world.
Episode 6
But has the concept of women having choices gone too far? We've assembled this diverse panel of white men in bow ties to talk about abortion. Gentlemen?
Tom, this is not just a woman's issue. I'm a man, but if I got pregnant, would I put my life on hold for a child I didn't want? Yes, I would.
I can say that with confidence, because I will never have to make that decision, so I'm unbiased.
Episode 8
It's so cruel to let people love you. All you're doing is promising you'll one day break their hearts.
Episode 10
BoJack, just stop. You are all the things that are wrong with you. It's not the alcohol, or the drugs, or any of the shitty things that happened to you in your career, or when you were a kid. It's you. All right? It's you. Fuck, man. What else is there to say?
Episode 11
So, I became a lifeguard. On my first day of training, my instructor told me that there are going to be times when you'll see someone in trouble. You're going to want to rush in there and do whatever you can to save them, but you have to stop yourself, because there are some people you can't save. 'Cause those people will thrash and struggle and try to take you down with them.
Episode 12
It doesn't get better and it doesn't get easier. I can't keep lying to myself, saying "I'm gonna change." I'm poison. I come from poison. I have poison inside me, and I destroy everything I touch. That's my legacy.
I have nothing to show for the life that I've lived, and I have nobody in my life who's better off for having known me.
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